Recent content by gremlin16

A farmer was out on his Welsh hillside tending his flock one day, when he saw a man drinking with a cupped hand from the stream which ran down from one of his fields. Realising the danger, he shouted over to the man, 'Paid a yfed y dwr! Mae'n ych-y-fi!' [Don't drink the water. It's disgusting!]...

Where the hell have you been. Its the fire service that see to that. Then again fair play to plod they sure do a good job blocking the road with dozens of their bloody vehicles, no thought about fire tenders trying to get through. And yes its the fire service that inspect the area and its...

You don't half talk in riddles :?

Just a thought :!: Why were the police up in arm when it was mentioned that ex military personnel that join the police would be eligible for faster promotion. No doubt they would be a lot more efficient and show the police for what they really are, a undisciplined mob. Cant have that can we.

Please accept my apology old bean, dint realise you only seem to have the 1 fried. Fortunately I have quite a few living around me. :)

Don't forget plumbers/gas fitters :wink:

At one time they did, then they made a mockery of everything by introducing PCSO'S, even a bigger joke than some uniformed clowns. Even a volunteer special constable has more rights than these clowns.

Could it be that the time they take to respond may well be too late.

Well if I phoned a mate down the road it would be a dam site quicker, and a lot less hassle. But the plod don't see it that way. As for spending time with local force I couldn't be arsed with their stigma in uniform. Mind you spent a week with regional crime squad, now that's an...

Wouldn't accept the corrugated hot water pipe from the cylinder.

That will never happen whilst there's motorist around. So called modern policing is just a legal way of getting away with kicking the carp out of someone. And as for running after a suspect, how the hell can they run with all their personal weapons weighing them down. :roll:

IMHO you need to give the journalist and media a break, they are only trying to make a living. :roll: The Falklands, Gulf, Iraq, and Afghanistan wars are either over or scaled down. The median and the government have nothing to hide behind at the moment, so journalism has to become...

Had similar thing a couple of years ago. Pressed a buckle and got out of the car. Plod and his thick sidekick started their patronising chat about the risk of driving without seat belts and that he would be issuing me with a penalty notice. Told him to do one and go back to training school...

About 45 years ago in primary school we were all asked to collect silver paper (foil). It was to be recycled and the money raised sent to feed the starving Africans. That stupid kids programme Blue Peter did something every year. Time passes bye and we are still being asked to feed the starving...

2 lads fighting one to one would be up in court. :?: 2,4,6 sometimes 8 wimps in police uniform against 1 person and they are classed as brave public servants. :roll: As already mentioned would they be as brave without their batons and out of uniform, don't think so :evil: