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A woman went to the service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming...

A man sees a sign outside a house - 'Talking Dog For Sale.' He rings the bell, the owner appears and tells him the dog can be viewed in the back garden. The man sees a very nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "Do you really talk?" he asks the dog. "Yes," the Labrador replies...

A very obvious fake As someone just posted on youtube Let me explain why this is fake: first of all, the shadow of the object is very unreal, but second and most important is that when***65279; the object goes down the crater, there is no interaction with the nearby environment. When the...

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being...

Robin van persie bought a 5 million pound house in manchester and last night someone set fire to it..... Police investigating it say it looks like "ARSENE"............... :lol: :lol:

heres the version you can understand and its not funny the presenter and the program got the sack after that. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrMzJrLdu_Y&feature=related

Congrats to Jonny Marray on winning the mens doubles and becoming the first Brit to win a mens doubles title at Wimbledon in 76 years

this may bring tears to your eyes http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nnYRhanK3XA

A fresh-faced lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother, "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows the town that your bride is pure." The son thanks his mom, and then seeks his father opinion, "Dad, why are wedding dresses...

You couldn't make this up couple of touches and he scores :D

Sorry were 21st centuray 1) What cctv system is B/W in an expensive shop 2) What CCTV system don't have time/date stamp/camera no for in court reasons 3) The thing would have been chained down with an alarm. 4) Some bloke that died in 1985 said that TV's would be no thinner than £1...

if you like model railways,you'll love this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACkmg3Y64_s&feature=player_embedded

Dont trust any fooker who doesnt laugh

Man gets home,tells wife "get me a beer before it starts", he drinks it then says "Quick get me one more before it starts." again she gets it he drinks it. and again he says " hurry up and get me another beer before it starts." she gets him another beer, the man again says " get me a beer...

Surely if this were true, and the 1 mW plant that is supposed to be up and running in Bologna would be proof. Also, if this does work I really don't think governments around the world will allow it to. This would cause the energy markets to crash - which is just what is not required right now.

if anybody is interested i have found a good link to watch the race http://www.breederscup.com

I would like to watch the breeders cup tonight i know its on sky but i havent got sky. does any one know if there is a link on the internet which i would be gratefull for so i can watch the race. thanks hoggy

It seems hacker group Anonymous has declared war on child molesters. It's all over the online news, I just hope that the authorities are going to do something with the information published by Anonymous. Earlier this week, the nebulous and notorious international Internet hacktivist...

hate bloody trick or treat, shoulda stayed in america just more the fact a have to move off me arse to answer door every 2 bloody minutes.

my guests would be 1 angelina jolie with her guns to keep the other guests in their place. 2 hitler to rant and rave. 3 elvis to keep us entertained. 4 sylvester stallone for his brains.