I think I understand what Nosey means.
"If we can keep an old existing pop group in the public interest, the original members of that group can be relocated and assigned to some unpopular jobs that need filling, whilst our new friends from the Middle East can take their place or even start their own pop groups."
I think.
Does this apply to all pop groups of the same genre, or only those favoured by Prince Charles?
I can imagine those Middle Eastern hits will be good:
"I can't get no satisfaction" cos I is Muslim innit.
"Whatever you want" subject to it being within the strictures of Islam.
"I am the walrus" and you can't dispute that fact cos I'm wearing a sack.
"Eight miles high" sung by a suicide bomb.
"Good vibrations" as above.
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Stairway to Heaven" as above.
"Mamma we're all crazy now" - self explanatory.
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This Land Is Your Land" but it's ours now.
