A woman goes to the doctors

[longdogs]

A woman goes to the doctors and says 'Doctor, you have to help me, I just can't stop passing wind.'

The doctor says 'Can you walk across the room?'

So the woman walks across the room and sure enough, 'phut, phut, phut, she passes wind the whole time.

The doc then says 'Can you walk back the other way please?'

So the woman walks back the other way and once again, phut, phut, phut, rasp, rasp.

The doctor strokes his chin and says 'Mmm, interesting. Can you pass me that pole by the door, the one with the hook on the end?'

'Are you going to stick that up my a*se?' she says nervously.

'No' says the doctor. I'm going to open the window, it f*****g stinks in here'

 

[JBR]

The old ones are the best!

 

[bernardgreen]

Not only the old ones. some young women have good flatulence

 

[JBR]

Not all women. Have you ever heard The Queen fart?

 

[EFLImpudence]

Have you ever heard The Queen fart?

Of course not -














she lives miles away.

 

[JBR]

Actually, I have it on good authority that she has ladies in waiting to do that sort of thing for her.

 

[sooey]

I always thought that they were waiting just in case she followed though.

 

[Micilin]

Ahhhhh... I get it.....I always thought she was 'The Queen of Hearts'

 

[longdogs]

I must be getting old. The replies are funnier than the original joke

 

[gigz]

FFS, i'm 53 and can remember telling that joke in the junior school

 

[longdogs]

FFS, i'm 53 and can remember telling that joke in the junior school

Me too.

 

[JBR]

FFS, i'm 53 and can remember telling that joke in the junior school

Yes, I remember it going round in the early '60s.