Charities drive woman to suicide.

[Corgigrouch]

But Gasman, if we live longer and they live longer then there will be even more problems for us all....

 

[JBR]

Problem solved then, we just need to put more money in. If we all cut back excessive lifestyle habits, and give the money we save to desperate people, we will live longer and be healthier, and so will the starving.

We could save thousands of lives, and because of the increased spending on infrastructure, people wouldn't need to get on the boat to United Kingdom .

You have a point. Pour more of our money in and the problem should be solved.

Eventually, we shall also be starving and, hopefully, some other philanthropic country will do the same for us. Or perhaps we could get on boats and battle the dangers of the Atlantic.

 

[Norcon]

"Or perhaps we could get on boats and battle the dangers of the Atlantic."

And any RnReindeers on board just toss them overboard.