These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
*8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
*FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
**FREE PUPPIES.
*Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
**COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
*Also 1 gay bull for sale.
**JOINING NUDIST COLONY*!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
**WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
*Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
*FOR SALE BY OWNER.
*Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition,
£200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married,
wife knows everything.
*FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
*8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
*FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
**FREE PUPPIES.
*Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
**COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
*Also 1 gay bull for sale.
**JOINING NUDIST COLONY*!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
**WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
*Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
*FOR SALE BY OWNER.
*Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition,
£200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married,
wife knows everything.
