Comet 67P

[Brigadier]

Why didn't they use the same power supply the mars rover has, the bellends...

You mean the one on the rover which weighs nine times as much as Philae?

The one which uses fuel which is only recently being manufactured again, after 25 years of no production?

Festive's waiting for his hamster to power up his 'puter for a response

 

[footprints]

Have they checked the batteries in the remote control?
Or is it lost down the back of the sofa and no one is owning up