Human Rights

[JBR]

Mental note: if I'm ever caught and convicted of any sort of crime, plead insanity or claim that some supernatural being told me to do it.

Either way, you will have been a very naughty boy.

That's true, and I'll never go to heaven.

You can go to heaven if you want. Nip round to my place and I will kick the hell out of you.

How kind!