Things that DON'T do 'what it says on the tin'

[pred]

The present government.

The shower that preceded them.

Ithink you can guess where i'm going with this.

 

[wotan]

digital technology (backwards progress)

manipulative providers (previously free, now have to pay)

 

[handyman77]

Banks

 

[securespark]

creams that say....look 10 years younger in 10 days... (sob) its didn't work

But you're only 22 anyway. You wanna look 12?

 

[securespark]

The present government.

The shower that preceded them.

Ithink you can guess where i'm going with this.

They're all sh*ts. But the Tories are bigger sh*ts that the others, unless you have sh*tloads of money, in which case you and others like you make even more sh*tloads of cash under the Tories, while they financially rape everyone else.

 

[xr4x4]

RJ45 splitters from eBay....

 

[alumni]

RJ45 splitters from eBay....

Cue, Life of Brian

Peoples front of Judea.....or was it the Judean Peoples front??

 

[Dave54]

Most things that are "Sealed for life"

 

[masona]

Lifetime warranty

Small print

 

[libby lou lou]

Courts on knife crime.

 

[EddieM]

a certain make of vacuum cleaner that claims to have no loss of suction.

 

[Burnerman]

Hammerite rust proofing paints
Nhoj

 

[handyman77]

Firemen

 

[libby lou lou]

Handymen

 

[captaincaveman1]

Zanussi. because electrolux who own the zanussi name have started to put the zanussi name on certain washing machines , fridges, freezers, and fridge freezers that are cheap imports from china that you could buy for half the price in B&Q or iceland under some unheard of name so if you like zanussi products please check the rating plate first if it says made in p.r.c. AVOID!!