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I would either drink a lot more water so your **** doesn't smell so much or bite the bullet and get someone in to look at it, but you may struggle to find someone as we are busy ripping off old ladies, i'm currently writing this from under a sink whilst pretending to fix a tap.
I live near to you and will carry the necessary works out for £ 3000
I will rob your jewellery and do your missus.
We are all scum bags in this trade. You watch too much television!
Bet you earn more than most SE plumbers. Hope your smell never goes away.
I will rob your jewellery and do your missus.
We are all scum bags in this trade. You watch too much television!
Bet you earn more than most SE plumbers. Hope your smell never goes away.
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Stand nearer the pan. (that advice is free)
I've retired after 45 years of ripping people off, and am living comfortably off the proceeds. 
By the way jeffthe gasman, you work too cheap!
By the way jeffthe gasman, you work too cheap!
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longdogs
This reply is half serious.......
When you get in at night, bladdered from the wine bar, you might be p*ssing over the seat. It runs under the seat and the smell permeates the under side, particularly if it has a porous surface. Have a look to see if it is stained yellow. If so get your cleaner to give it a scrub with your nail brush.
When you get in at night, bladdered from the wine bar, you might be p*ssing over the seat. It runs under the seat and the smell permeates the under side, particularly if it has a porous surface. Have a look to see if it is stained yellow. If so get your cleaner to give it a scrub with your nail brush.
You could try changing your user name and asking the question again without deriding the very people who can help you.
Mook
Mook
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