There was me thinking they were in a stable relationship.
Maybe , but you can't close the stable door after the horse has 'Bolted'.
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Maybe , but you can't close the stable door after the horse has 'Bolted'.
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Horseplay, surely?
In summing up the judge said he'd quite clearly 'groomed' it.
And then sentenced him to 3 years behind bahs, now he's feeling a little sheepish.
The most disgraceful thing is the use of "practiced" instead of "practised". Talk about misinforming the public
True. There's no such word as 'practiced', unless you're a Yank of course.
I don't know if I've mentioned it before on here but, when I was teaching and having to attend a (rather pointless) INSET talk, I saw that exact spelling on a powerpoint slide show. What made it worse was that the 'expert' was a local authority (Salford) inspector/improvement officer/whatever (they keep changing their titles!) who specialised in ENGLISH!
And they wonder why educational standards in this country are going downhill.
(Apologies - off-topic.)
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and "nor"
Reminds me of a talk given to a few colleagues of mine and other aspiring professionals across Manchester about how to get into senior management and beyond. The speaker was a specialist in the field from the LEA who used to work at our school before being seconded out by us (you can work out why we were so keen for this to happen for yourselves
). Anyway, her role and thus in-depth knowledge and experience in the matter of senior managerial leaderships was that she was second in the girls' PE department. The prosecuting barrister said he had shown no regard for the horse's welfare.
Just how huge is his todger, if it threatened a horse's well-being?
Just how huge is his todger, if it threatened a horse's well-being?
The vet was asked by the judge "how do you plead"
Vet replied in a very low husky voice "not guilty"
Judge "can't hear you man, speak up"
Barrister "my client can't he has a sore throat"
Judge to vet "have you tried sucking a fisherman's friend"
Vet " don'tyou think iI'm in enough trouble as it is"
Vet replied in a very low husky voice "not guilty"
Judge "can't hear you man, speak up"
Barrister "my client can't he has a sore throat"
Judge to vet "have you tried sucking a fisherman's friend"
Vet " don'tyou think iI'm in enough trouble as it is"
More to the point is that socialist policy is to strive to make everybody equal in all respects.
In practice, that appears to mean that poor educational standards should be encouraged for all.
You can laugh, the poor bloke's saddled with guilt.
Time to rein in the horsey jokes.
Mine are getting so lame, they may well have to be shot.
Mine are getting so lame, they may well have to be shot.
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