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anguna01

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• 12 Jul 2006

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Hi just a wee update on boiler situation.

Gas engineer was meant to call yesterday and seemingly he couldnt gain access!!!!
The engineers cant be too bright or just cant be bothered as he couldnt figure out how to open a gate!!!!
He or she is coming out again on thurs morning so i wasted my whole day off waiting for an eeejit!!! lol

 

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• 12 Jul 2006

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Hope you`re not a BG shareholder

 

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• 12 Jul 2006

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I think no access means there was no reply to the telephone or door....although some naughty engineers may well use it when running late on their last job.

 

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Bamber gaspipe

• 12 Jul 2006

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No access...Definition: To rap heavily on customers door using one of Doddy`s feather dusters,(we all know why we should not use doorbell).
Reason: `cause it`s 4 O`clock & if I do get in I could be home late for me tea!
I do know of one naughty engineer who used to fold up his `no access` card & place it ever so gently between the letter box & those brushes fitted just inside to keep out the draught. When he was phoned, he would just say `Of course I have been! (all saintly)...Tell `em to check their letterbox


It wasn`t me though.....

 

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• 12 Jul 2006

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Bamber

I gotta say this.....

You Are A MUPPET.........!

 

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• 12 Jul 2006

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Beans-on-Toast said:

Bamber

I gotta say this.....

You Are A MUPPET.........!

Click to expand...

I know!...

 

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• 12 Jul 2006

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its time to put on make up
its time to light the lights
its time to get things started

on the Bamber show tonight