After my last (and very recent) opening entry, I thought I'd better substantiate my last sentence with a few examples of recent French weirdness. 1. When the new buyers of my flat were visiting and taking measurements, the evil...

I've lived in France for about 20 years. Having found a job here...I just stayed, it must be the red wine and garlic - or cheep beer and an addiction to Ricard. Anyway, cutting a long story short and missing out the bits concerning ang...