Jehovah's Witnesses

JBR

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There was a knock on the door this morning.
I opened it to find a young man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness ..."
I said "Come in and sit down."
I offered him coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said,
"Bugg red if I know, I've never got this far before."
 
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You are spelling their name wrong, Witless not witness!!
 
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This is in an episode of Black Books, worth a watch!

Extremely funny :D
 
I like them. They don't fly planes into buildings, don't have bomb vests, don't create no go zones in cities and are generally polite and trustworthy. Nutz as a box of frogs mind but harmless.
 
Oh God here we go again!


They are just like any ordinary people you meet in many places, they are very kind hearted, prepared to listen to your beliefs, discuss among many things from science technology to other religions, and then express their own beliefs, they do not twist your arms to accept JW and become a member, I have been seeing many, each time they come they are most welcome to my warm place, and I offer them teas and coffees, so very friendly without any animosity, no pressure, no compulsion, and strangely what i found since discussing life on this earth with various people of different faiths from time to time, the people who beleive in various faiths all believe in that same one God and it is a few astray deranged fundamentalist who go about preaching hatred towards other religions.

I welcome any Muslim to come to my place, have a cup of tea, discuss religion, his Islamic faith, but as soon as I he speaks that his faith is superior, he is shown a door, because I have no time for those who think their faith is superior, no one faith is superior, all are the same even those who worship stone idols, their faith is also pure and true, since faith is blind, no one has seen God, so how can anyone say his faith is superior, so that is a load of boll-acks when one group claims that their faith is more truer, to me a Hindu worshipping some stone idol in good faith is as good as a Muslim praying 5 times facing Mecca, as long as both hold respect for one another, and for all of man kind irrespective of their belief, including atheist, that is what matters first, one who believes in God has to first learn how to respect Humanity and animals, how can you be religious when you slaughter animals mercilessly and kill other humans?

you cannot be a demon and claim to be a religious person when you kill humanity and preach religions!

so as far as JW, they are a very respectable bunch of people who love everything that God has created for mankind.
 
Don't start this again. It's not one god - different faiths believe in different gods. You deny their gods, they deny your gods. The truth is all gods were created by men, mostly for sinister purposes.
 
you cannot be a demon and claim to be a religious person when you kill humanity and preach religions!

I wouldn't mind being a demon. It appeals to me: all that twisting people's heads through 360 degrees and making them vomit green stuff in priests' faces!
:mrgreen:
 
Don't start this again. It's not one god - different faiths believe in different gods. You deny their gods, they deny your gods. The truth is all gods were created by men, mostly for sinister purposes.


Hallelujah..... The truth has been spoken.
 
you cannot be a demon and claim to be a religious person when you kill humanity and preach religions!

I wouldn't mind being a demon. It appeals to me: all that twisting people's heads through 360 degrees and making them vomit green stuff in priests' faces!
:mrgreen:

The Devil is in us all, as well as good is in us all, we can choose which side we want, we can do Good things, or we can do bad things, this choice has been given to us, you can stand on your left leg and raise the right leg, you can stand on your right leg and raise the left leg, but you cannot raise both legs, which really means that we all do bad things from time to time, and also do good things from time to time, there is not a single person on this earth who has not done bad thing! and if you can give me an opportunity, I would like to twist your neck 540 degrees! :LOL:

I might add, most people do good things most of the times, that is equal of being on both feet, but sometimes we have to take one foot up, so in order to live, we have to walk, which means one foot must come off the ground, therefore it is important to do bad things, but never to animals please, you can do bad things to JBR and other humans because humans can defend but animals can't. Its ok to wrench JBR's neck! :LOL:
 
Oh God here we go again!


They are just like any ordinary people you meet in many places, they are very kind hearted, prepared to listen to your beliefs, discuss among many things from science technology to other religions, and then express their own beliefs, they do not twist your arms to accept JW and become a member, I have been seeing many, each time they come they are most welcome to my warm place, and I offer them teas and coffees, so very friendly without any animosity, no pressure, no compulsion, and strangely what i found since discussing life on this earth with various people of different faiths from time to time, the people who beleive in various faiths all believe in that same one God and it is a few astray deranged fundamentalist who go about preaching hatred towards other religions.
I welcome any Muslim to come to my place, have a cup of tea, discuss religion, his Islamic faith, but as soon as I he speaks that his faith is superior, he is shown a door, because I have no time for those who think their faith is superior, no one faith is superior, all are the same even those who worship stone idols, their faith is also pure and true, since faith is blind, no one has seen God, so how can anyone say his faith is superior, so that is a load of boll-acks when one group claims that their faith is more truer, to me a Hindu worshipping some stone idol in good faith is as good as a Muslim praying 5 times facing Mecca, as long as both hold respect for one another, and for all of man kind irrespective of their belief, including atheist, that is what matters first, one who believes in God has to first learn how to respect Humanity and animals, how can you be religious when you slaughter animals mercilessly and kill other humans?

you cannot be a demon and claim to be a religious person when you kill humanity and preach religions!

so as far as JW, they are a very respectable bunch of people who love everything that God has created for mankind.
I don't get it...
 
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