Male rape.

oi burchill ...!!!!

how are you...... lady ..?????

Ive missed you .. ....

Moz said:

oi burchill ...!!!!

how are you...... lady ..?????

Ive missed you .. ....

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'Course you've missed me.......where would you be without Birchall breathing down your neck eh?
I'm good..........how are you, Mate?
Where have you been for the past few days?
Hope your cutting down on the pop and behaving yourself

lol back on the estate , sorting ... my wifes mother out ...mil

Mary ,58 (so she says ..lol )
she has a lodger Mick , 29 ...

fa*king families ..lol

wife rang me from work tearful as I was well into a good spring clean around the house monday afternoon ......oh dear

Mary had rung her as Mick had thrown her out of her house ...

I go around an shes there p*ssed up an shouting at her neighbours ...

I go to the front door an get a load of abuse off this lad inside , lol

Im *** Walshies lad you touch me you will get IT in spades lol etc ..etc ... (pathetic ..your dads a crack dealer .lol)

then MIL comes shouting an bawling an banging windows , plod turn up ..

1 copper I know davey ca*** from Swinton....
he let it go if I got them inside/noise down ...

I then listened til 7 ,
then my wife joined me in tit for tat arguments with the pair .......urrrrrrrrrrrrrgh


by nine ,monday night they were kissing an making up ..urrrgh .lol
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by wed
round two ...ding ding

same thing
all day trying to stop "tom battering jerry" cartoon ..joke


My wife she had enough she said no more as she turned up at 7pm ..


til yesterday


my wife rang me an said in tears ...


me mums killed him ..will you go an sort it out ...

(like Im Quincey or Judge jon deeds ,lol omfg )

I get to the house , mil is on door step covered in blood ,sobbing /cant say anything /drunk ........10.45 am,

(im a regd alkie , but I have standards that early ..lol ,lol)

I take deep breath go in the front room is sprayed every wall bloody ...
everything is bloody ...

go in the hall ,
he is there sprawled sparked out ,

I ring 999 ,
after 10mins they say they are on their way ,
I get a towel ,
wrap his head
an applied pressure
after checking pulse an breathing , rescue position

they take him to hospital ... medics say , he wasnt that bad ... main vien bleeder

so last night an most of today at the wards ...
hohum ..

he had a blood transfusion earlier morn
his munkey relatives came a calling ,oh dear .. but very funny to look at ..lol
then then got funny when his ....mum , came then started shouting an bawling , lol...til his sister , shut her up an ....lol

very quiet til .....strained ...
we ALL laugh in the Med admin ward when she /mil said she smashed him over the head with his guitar , as he was sh*te an NO BONO...U2 ..lol ...classic

we tuck mil home tonight , my wife gave her a choice then , drop the loonie toy boy or your not my mum ...




I couldnt care less .... but this last week ,the Dept store she works for have ....
they have issued her with written warning after 15 years CLEAN service ..






anyway ..

mil dumped him today ..

wife went back to work,

she lost 3 hrs which she covered with staff/mates an told her managers ....
an she still think big business care ....an will accept this ....



big business , dont give a flip ...lol

so ....yeah
we had a hard week ..lol ; )

joe-90 said:

It's virtually impossible to rape a man without his consent.

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1) buggery without consent: have you ever seen "Last Tango in Paris"? As Julie says, it is more than possible to bum someone who is clenching their buttocks.

2) making use of a man's equipment... ever heard of morning wood? Ask your wife/girlfriend if she has ever climbed aboard and given herself a treat whilst you are deep in sleep. You may well be surprised!

If your body-building past involved steroids it will have negatively-affected your down-belows, but erections during sleep are incredibly common.

Now, I have as many female friends as I do male. They often sleep in my living room after parties, nights-out and so forth. It is not inconceivable that one of them could creep into my bedroom, have her way and not even wake me. A little more contrived than the typical notion of rape, but perfectly possible and much harder to get caught.

I've read through the posts, and in my opinion, I believe that anyone can experience rape regardless of gender. When you read in the news, you get the 'headline' version, which usually has nothing to do with the terror and disgust that is felt. I would be willing to bet that there are more cases involving men, but are less frequently reported because of the lack of understanding that it takes to investigate the matter. There are relatively few on here who have no idea of what they are talking about....and then it occurred to me that body builders can be adolescents and it seemed to fall into place. It was said before, rape has to do with control...not sex. I try to see the side of the victim and it is sad to think that not only was he violated, but had to deal with the ignorance of others while trying to get a handle on his ordeal.
rant over

Rubbish tense you buttocks and try and prise them apart. You can't do it can you? Not even with a broom pole (not that I've tried).



joe

Funny that, when the quack did the old prostrate test, from behind, did I merely imagine his hands, one on each shoulder?? .... oooer !! Bl##dy big finger anyhow !

empip said:

Funny that, when the quack did the old prostrate test, from behind, did I merely imagine his hands, one on each shoulder?? .... oooer !! Bl##dy big finger anyhow !

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You've got one of those funny GPs - it only needs a blood test these days.

The finger in the bum routine isn't accurate and the bulge in the prostate is usually on the other side and can't be felt.


joe

You reckon that's what he was doing then? I was only at the surgery to have a mole checked out .... !!

I guess he was checking mole-hole.


joe

paulbrown said:

Rape is a shocking and terrible crime which is more often commited against women. Whilst they must struggle to come to terms and rebuild their lives, I doubt a man ever could.

I am curious as to whether men would receive any help as the relevant authorities are obviously geared towards the victims being women (as you would expect).

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/4888998.stm

What a truly disgusting state of affairs.

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Back to the original post.... it's disgusting. Of course as much should be done to help male victims but saying that, not a hell of a lot if done to help female ones in some places.

Know what really angers me though? A mate of mine's son has just been to court twice on a charge of sexual assault. Thrown out by a magistrate the case was then pursued through to Crown court by the cps. The judge also threw the case out. The girl involved was 15 when the alleged assault took place and mate's son was 27.

No one who knows him believes any of it as a) he's never been interested in young girls b) he didn't even like the kid who was a mate's step daughter c) he's madly in lurve d) he's a proper gentleman and it's one of those things that just didn't add up.

Girl's mother is a complete nutcase and a well known disruptive alcoholic and gossip. Mate's son had to fend her off on more than one occasion when he went to call for his mate...BUT, his name gets dragged through the papers and even though she is now 18, her name has never once been mentioned! The police have apparently threatened to bring charges of wasting police time against her though and I hope they do.

In the meantime, my mate and her family are left to pick up the pieces, even though she tells me most people have been wonderfully supportive of them all, she's still had some comments and filthy looks made at her and her family when they've been out

joe-90 said:

Rubbish tense you buttocks and try and prise them apart. You can't do it can you? Not even with a broom pole (not that I've tried).

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The buttocks share merely a passing acquaintance with the parts of the bottom concerned in this case. Whilst tensing them may make things more difficult for the rapist, so would tensing your thigh muscles.

AdamW said:

joe-90 said:

Rubbish tense you buttocks and try and prise them apart. You can't do it can you? Not even with a broom pole (not that I've tried).

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The buttocks share merely a passing acquaintance with the parts of the bottom concerned in this case. Whilst tensing them may make things more difficult for the rapist, so would tensing your thigh muscles.

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More than a passing acquaintance. Stick your credit card between your cheeks and try and withdraw it!

The most powerful muscles in your body will easilly keep a salami at bay. Try it before you reply.


joe

The point is that one extremity of the buttocks is the perineum. Therefore the clamping force applied by the buttocks, whilst formidable, does not do much to help in this situation.

Did you use a peperami hot, or was it a firestick to test your theory?

AdamW said:

The point is that one extremity of the buttocks is the perineum. Therefore the clamping force applied by the buttocks, whilst formidable, does not do much to help in this situation.

Did you use a peperami hot, or was it a firestick to test your theory?

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Just try it. When you realise you are wrong - let me know.


joe