Funny things kids say
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was looking after my grandkids and one granddaughter was walking around with a strange limp,so I said are you ok,no she says I have a fizzy leg,it took me a few minutes to work out she had pins and needles.
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Bodd
My young Cousin asked his mum for a Jam sandwich.
Mum said we have no Jam
He starts to cry and screen.
Mum: you can have bread n butter and lump it..
She hands him his sandwich, he opens it a says,
Where's my lumpit
Mum said we have no Jam
He starts to cry and screen.
Mum: you can have bread n butter and lump it..
She hands him his sandwich, he opens it a says,
Where's my lumpit
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I probably shouldn't say this, but I can't stand kids until they can talk because prior to that they are just pooing, screaming tantrum monsters.....................but as soon as they can speak, I listen to every wonderful word they say.
One day we had the grandparents round, I'd just taught my youngest her 2 times table, after lunch I proudly got her to stand on the chair n tell nanny her 2x table......................up she gets proud as punch n says..................' January, February.................'
One day we had the grandparents round, I'd just taught my youngest her 2 times table, after lunch I proudly got her to stand on the chair n tell nanny her 2x table......................up she gets proud as punch n says..................' January, February.................'
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My son said "I'm voting Labour because Jeremy Corbyn is what this country needs" 
2 years later it still cracks me up.
2 years later it still cracks me up.
One of my students who is just 15 years old was telling me the other day that he was worn out and 'feeling his age'. At 15!
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durhamplumber
Lol...good one.
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My eldest (19) says that. But actually, there's some truth in it. He has played lacrosse for more than a decade and his skeleton is feeling it. He has creaky knees, shoulders and knuckles and knotted muscles and regularly goes to an osteopath.
Something to do with checking...
Something to do with checking...
One of my nephews was telling his parents about his day at nursery.
"Callum told Archie to "Shut up!" at nursery today; that's very rude, isn't it?"
His parents agreed.
Then, without making a lot of fuss about it (and not seeing the irony in what he was about to say), my nephew finished the story with "Yeah; Callum told Archie to shut up today. Archie just told him to "F**k off."
"Callum told Archie to "Shut up!" at nursery today; that's very rude, isn't it?"
His parents agreed.
Then, without making a lot of fuss about it (and not seeing the irony in what he was about to say), my nephew finished the story with "Yeah; Callum told Archie to shut up today. Archie just told him to "F**k off."
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sodthisforfun
Talking of swearing, my dad had a hang up with us kids not pronouncing the 't' in words and would get us to repeat it 10 times properly. One evening at the dinner table, my brother, about 5 or 6 at the time, said sh*t without pronouncing the 't'. I have never seen a my bruv so delighted and happy when my dad asked him to say the word, ten times properly, standing on his chair, esp when he thought he was in for a *******ing. I can remember my dad saying something along the lines of 'well, if he's going to insist on swearing, he can at least do it properly!'.
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durhamplumber
Proper lad..he will go far.
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EddieM
mine just tell me / intimate what a sad loser I am... sadly one did it before he got his birthday money. Big mistake!!
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