When I first started going out with my wife, her dad had a mate called Peter Ness. It used to crack her little brother up when I mentioned P.Ness. Oh, and the wife’s maiden name is Frost and she was nearly christened 'Dawn'. For the last 35 years I’ve been getting a dig in the ribs if I so much as smirk when the weather forecaster announces that there will be a 'widespread frost' early in the morning.......
I did a job for a mr W4anker, pronounced Vonker but spelt W A N K E R, he worked for Seimens, how very apt & gospel truth. There's an electrical firm in Sussex, I think, called Wayne Kerr Electronics.
A guy that I was at college with had an older brother that introduced himself as Steve and only ever used his middle name - but apparently his first name was Orson because his parents thought it would be funny
My mate at college was Neil Carte.