Oh, how she laughed!

securespark

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• 19 May 2019

• #1

Told Mrs Secure I was watching porn.

She shot over and saw this:

 

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• 19 May 2019

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Follow it up by telling her you're bashing the bishop

 

festive

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• 19 May 2019

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Tell her how he goes all the way and turns into a queen!

 

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EddieM

• 19 May 2019

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was it a good knight? Rooked if I know. Anything you want to get off your chess (t)?

 

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• 20 May 2019

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Would she have laughed if you said you were mating with a queen