She could be more discreet but who really cares? Better than a screaming, hungry baby in the restaurant imo!
Ha ha, just read it in full
use a plate like anyone elsethe thought of eating off a dirty table turns my stomach.
a running toe punt and there it goes etiquette right over the fence into the distanceI'm all in favour of the birds getting their baps out..........................as long as I'm free to get my one-eyed trouser python out too.
(Though the one in the pic is a bit of a munter).