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But that's worth it!I'm wondering if any of you fellas actually gets as far as taking your bio hazard suits off, for sex with your missus/girlfriend/partner? There are all kinds of yukky fluids to swap you know.
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I'm wondering if any of you fellas actually gets as far as taking your bio hazard suits off, for sex with your missus/girlfriend/partner? There are all kinds of yukky fluids to swap you know.
It's a bit different. When I'm at work I'm work mode. When I'm not I'm not.
I've scratched new vans. Gutted then tell myself it's a work van.
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I went for a posh meal with the girlfriend and was impressed when the waiter deftly used a pair of spoons to serve our veg. After the meal I complemented him on the spoon service and said that it was interesting. He said that his boss was a stickler for hygiene, even insisting that they have a small string on their zip, and another on their dicks, so they could use the zip and pull out their Boris without touching it.
"But how do you get yourself back in your flies? After you've been?" I said.
He replied...
"I don't know about the others, but
I use the spoons sir"
"But how do you get yourself back in your flies? After you've been?" I said.
He replied...
"I don't know about the others, but
I use the spoons sir"
I am glad that it's not just me.
And it's true what they say - cleanliness is next to Boddliness.
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Our local Lidl's toilet has sensor flush, sensor tap, sensor wastebin and sensor tap, but you still have to touch the handle to unlock and open the door.
To be fair, we all need contact with germs and diseases, to build immunity. Ultra cleanliness just encourages the bodies defence to be overly weak, which is why kids suffer so many issues that we oldies never suffered - they need to play in the dirt, to build up immunity.
I was on a cruise last week. They’re dead hot on hygiene on those. No hot air hand driers but in every toilet there were paper towels with a sign also telling you to to take a towel to open door and dispose of it the a bin outside the bogs.
Thats because of gastrointestinal illness, spreads so quickly on a cruise ship. Germs live quite a long time on smooth surfaces.
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It would help if door handles were copper
I once refurbed a flat where over a several day period, having stripped out the bathroom, I used the same bucket to p1ss in, mix plaster, and then wash and shave so that I could dine out with the clients to discuss other work. I will admit though, I'm a doirty beggar and no mistake.
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Pro-Tip. No need to use your hands to open toilet doors, just use your teeth.
Oh, and lets not mention sex.
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