No toilet paper ?
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from personal experience, probably best to splash some water on first, comes out with less mess
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Eww! I have, a few times, took my own bog roll though!Use yer sock and than wash it out
Blimey have uot not been to Glastonbury
Our ration packs used to have a bit of paper the size of a sheet of toilet paper, you'd rip a bit out of the middle to make a hole for your finger, poke finger through, use finger to wipe your bum, slide paper up finger to clean it, then use the bit you tore off to clean behind your nail. Job's a good 'un.
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We went for a pub lunch ........After the plates were cleared, about half an hour later he noticed a chip from his meal on the bare table top ......
"Oh there's a chip." and he picked it up ftom the table and ate it !!!!
Now Richard is old school middle class and speaks that way too.........you don't tend to hear people speaking with his kind of accent these days.
His Mother used to speak like a bbc presenter from the thirties or forties so that's where he's got it from.
When his wc pan had a blockage when it eventually cleared he put his ungloved hand in the clean water in the bowl to see what was causing it !!!!!!!
I was suprised to say the least !
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Bidet with air dryer to the rescue.
Failing that use a bottle of water like Asians.
But please wash your hands after.
Failing that use a bottle of water like Asians.
But please wash your hands after.
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durhamplumber
Apart from ya finger smelling of sht
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