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JohnD · 26 Mar 2020

andy11 said:
riddles!

Another riddle is your circular argument.

X is bad because it's illegal.

It's illegal because it's bad.

Being bad is why it's illegal.

Illegal makes it bad.

Your heavy drinking is a problem, drinkers like you are responsible for plenty of crime, violence and death on the road.

Since I don't use pot or other illegal drugs your other jibes are pointless.

IT Minion · 26 Mar 2020

andy11 said:
Blimey you talk in riddles! Stop smoking pot and start making sense. You will find that the communism will go away too.

Ah but you're just a criminal in waiting. When alcohol is made illegal you'll probably just start running around burning cars. After all that will make you a bad person.

Ihavenojob · 27 Mar 2020

durhamplumber · 27 Mar 2020

Tigercubrider said:
Tim Martin is worth £44 million and last year earned £300k Plus

several Spoons have had their windows daubed with graffiti saying "pay your staff"

I saw a window with “The Earth is flat”” today.....Several bus shelter windows kicked out......Is that what we use to form law now..Mob mentality?

JohnD · 27 Mar 2020

We're trying to keep things running and looking normal. TV and internet working; gas, water and electricity; police showing themselves and keeping busy on trivial but visible work, hospitals not barricaded, volunteers being recruited, money being lobbed at most people not working, food shops still being supplied.

If society breaks down, the cost in lives, assets and money will be incalculably greater.

IT Minion · 27 Mar 2020

I have watched many zombie and apocalyptic films so I consider myself an expert on the breakdown of society in similar events.

Everyone knows it's the breakdown of food supplies and law and order that's responsible for the most deaths rather than the initial disease.

On the plus side the current atmosphere isn't going to support mass rioting. A lot less fun if you've got to wash your hands after you smash in a window and it's hard to keep 2 meter separation whilst tipping a car over.

crystal ball · 27 Mar 2020

Probably manage a Reliant Robin single handed, not many about now though

sodthisforfun · 27 Mar 2020

IT Minion said:
I have watched many zombie and apocalyptic films so I consider myself an expert on the breakdown of society in similar events.

Everyone knows it's the breakdown of food supplies and law and order that's responsible for the most deaths rather than the initial disease.

On the plus side the current atmosphere isn't going to support mass rioting. A lot less fun if you've got to wash your hands after you smash in a window and it's hard to keep 2 meter separation whilst tipping a car over.

Thanks, that whole post made me chuckle!

JohnD · 27 Mar 2020

IT Minion said:
A lot less fun if you've got to wash your hands after you smash in a window and it's hard to keep 2 meter separation whilst tipping a car over.

if you are starving today, you'll take that risk for a packet of biscuits and a cup of water.

One of the problems for post-nuclear survival planning was that if your bunker is under attack by survivors who are going to die soon from radiation sickness, there's not much you can do to make them change their minds.

Brigadier · 27 Mar 2020

IT Minion said:
and it's hard to keep 2 meter separation whilst tipping a car over.

Also nigh - on impossible to embark on fisticuffs and other acts of civil unrest.

ironsidebod · 27 Mar 2020

JohnD said:
if you are starving today, you'll take that risk for a packet of biscuits and a cup of water.

One of the problems for post-nuclear survival planning was that if your bunker is under attack by survivors who are going to die soon from radiation sickness, there's not much you can do to make them change their minds.

And that is why the tin hoarders will become the local convenience store

What they should have done is bought shells for the couple of shotguns they'll need to avoid the "survivors".

IT Minion · 27 Mar 2020

JohnD said:
if you are starving today, you'll take that risk for a packet of biscuits and a cup of water.

One of the problems for post-nuclear survival planning was that if your bunker is under attack by survivors who are going to die soon from radiation sickness, there's not much you can do to make them change their minds.

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