fed up with your job ?
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I haven't worked for two days and I feel guilty. Christ only knows what benefits scroungers do all day. The tedium is excruciating.
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Brigade77
Do you know many families living in poverty?
I'm just guessing here, but I guess not.
I'm just guessing here, but I guess not.
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I get 5hst feeling on Saturdays..I'm OK Sundays but I just hate Saturdays as I neither relax or achieve anything..... unless I work that is... I don't often
Smoke, drink and eye up the latest in technology?
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Saturday if at home I pay my bills, send invoices, bike ride, or away in the camper
****ing in a bottle and Ginsters for breakfast: have you got what it takes to be an HGV driver? | The Daily Mash
POST-BREXIT haulage companies are in the ****, with 10,000 drivers urgently needed. But could you handle being a knight of the road?
****ing in a bottle
Unlike car drivers, who can relieve themselves at a services or layby, lorry drivers don’t have time to stop. They’ve got to manipulate their dick into the neck of a Lucozade bottle, urinate, seal it carefully and chuck it out of the window, all while driving at 56mph and keeping their revs up.
Eating Ginsters for breakfast
Lorry drivers are legally exempt from the five-a-day rule and survive on Ginsters, Pepperami, Walkers Max crisps and cans of Monster. Eating at a layby burger bar called Dirty Dicks run by a bloke with a fag in the corner of his mouth is Michelin dining for you.
Overtaking other lorries by going 1mph faster
The only social contact you’re getting for the next 14 hours is overtaking another haulier very, very slowly, so savour it. The glances you exchange as you draw alongside your fellow driver are as pregnant with meaning as any in Brief Encounter. Don’t worry about blocking the entire dual carriageway, it makes it safer.
Sleeping in laybys
If you hate your family, this is the career for you. Spend your evenings parked on the A500 outside Stoke with no internet and a third-hand Jack Reacher to read, listening for the sound of a break-in. Arrive home to see the kids at 8pm before leaving at 5am the next day.
Really love the M20
If you’re back-and-forth to the EU, you’re spending most of your days stationary in Kent. Developing a deep love of the M20, its flora and fauna and the sights and sounds of the roadside, is crucial. You’ll be parked in a conga line with your trucker mates waiting for cross-border f**k-ups to be sorted out for decades to come.
POST-BREXIT haulage companies are in the ****, with 10,000 drivers urgently needed. But could you handle being a knight of the road?
****ing in a bottle
Unlike car drivers, who can relieve themselves at a services or layby, lorry drivers don’t have time to stop. They’ve got to manipulate their dick into the neck of a Lucozade bottle, urinate, seal it carefully and chuck it out of the window, all while driving at 56mph and keeping their revs up.
Eating Ginsters for breakfast
Lorry drivers are legally exempt from the five-a-day rule and survive on Ginsters, Pepperami, Walkers Max crisps and cans of Monster. Eating at a layby burger bar called Dirty Dicks run by a bloke with a fag in the corner of his mouth is Michelin dining for you.
Overtaking other lorries by going 1mph faster
The only social contact you’re getting for the next 14 hours is overtaking another haulier very, very slowly, so savour it. The glances you exchange as you draw alongside your fellow driver are as pregnant with meaning as any in Brief Encounter. Don’t worry about blocking the entire dual carriageway, it makes it safer.
Sleeping in laybys
If you hate your family, this is the career for you. Spend your evenings parked on the A500 outside Stoke with no internet and a third-hand Jack Reacher to read, listening for the sound of a break-in. Arrive home to see the kids at 8pm before leaving at 5am the next day.
Really love the M20
If you’re back-and-forth to the EU, you’re spending most of your days stationary in Kent. Developing a deep love of the M20, its flora and fauna and the sights and sounds of the roadside, is crucial. You’ll be parked in a conga line with your trucker mates waiting for cross-border f**k-ups to be sorted out for decades to come.
of course I do
we were so poor when I was a kid
me and my sister had to share one pair of shoes
that’s why we were never out the house at the same time
and recycle tea bags
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I do, I work in social housing.
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Billions in Tory covid contracts. Billions wasted in Test and Trace.
But someone gets benefits - the pitchforks are out.
The RWR are the most useful idiots.
But someone gets benefits - the pitchforks are out.
The RWR are the most useful idiots.
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America in a nutshell. Don't pay employees enough. On top Fox News host Ingraham suggested making people go hungry to encourage them to work. There is no humanity or decency left in the RW anymore it's just a rage filled cult.
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The unintended consequence of the furlough scheme is that people who would normally work hard to pay their rent, have had nearly a year on the bench and are finding it hard to get back in to the swing.
I've heard so many people say they don't want to go back to work.
I've heard so many people say they don't want to go back to work.
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