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    Ridiculous filling a skip so much - I mean, how on earth is a person supposed to get in there to see what there is worth salvaging :roll: :wink: :lol:
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    yes or no ?

    It seems fair that he gets compensation for something deliberately caused by another party. However, if the law says that a 'dead person cannot be sued', then I can't see how the case will go anywhere :?
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    Purple Sweet Change

    Man's sweet -----------> :P
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    :wink: .
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    ........or are cars getting 'tinnier' :? :)
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    Purple Sweet Change

    Yes, it's QS :) Aha, I think you are right - it did used to be a brazil nut - that would explain the smaller nut that is now inside :? Hmm, a case of change for the sake of it :( Well, probably for the sake of saving money !!
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    Purple Sweet Change

    Anyone else notice that the 'once-popular', purple-wrapped sweetie (from a well know brand of sweet collection) doesn't taste as good as it used to? :? Oh, and the nut in the middle seems to have shrunk considerably :(
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    good mornin

    Best wishes to you from an 'unseasonally warm' Scotland :P
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    A new record this year!

    Hope it fitted into the oven ok :lol: :wink:
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    Wish me luck!

    She probably won't be too happy at being referred to as this on Christmas Day :wink: Anyway, hope all is successful :D Edited: :oops: Hadn't realised Swelec beat me to it :(
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    Here's your card............

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    TV mass

    Watching the Two Ronnies on ITV3 - far more entertaining :P
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    So much for the festive spirit, eh? You'd think they'd make the effort :wink:
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    Merry Christmas to ALL. Hope you get everything you want and have a wonderful day :)
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    'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas

    Yes Moz - I replied in the other post :wink:
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    Post your Christmas Cracker jokes here...........

    What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper. :roll: What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs. :roll: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. :roll: :roll:
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    'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the...
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    Conspiracy theorists

    :lol: Reminds me of the theory behind the 'angel on top of the tree'......... On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip. As he pulled his favorite pair of red trousers on, they ripped. So, he had to take them off and put on another pair, which was a bit too...
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    Anyone know how to make Flash 'flowchart'?

    Thanks eggplant. looks just what I need. I am competent with PowerPoint, but haven't got my head around Flash yet, so this looks perfect. Cheers :P
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    Post your best Xmas presents here..

    All the best to you swelec - you have had a lot to deal with - Keep strong :)