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    my blackberry is not working(joke)

    Thanks for that, hilarious!
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    Correct use of the "F" word

    Don't forget............... "Heads are going to ****ing roll." Anne Boleyn "Let the ****ing woman drive." Commander of Space Shuttle "Challenger" "I need this parade like I need a ****ing hole in my head."...
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    Rented Accomodation & Noisy Neighbours, HELP!!!

    A couple of sites which may prove useful.
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    The Elephants...

    ...............but will it pick up peanuts?
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    guy wins the lottery (joke)

    Pure class! I'll borrow that if I may.
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    Replacing a garage door

    Just to thank you for that quote, at least I'll know roughly (to within 54 pence) what to expect. Seriously though, very useful.
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    Replacing a garage door

    I know this sounds a bit like how long is a bit of string but could anybody give me a very rough idea of the cost of replacing a single garage door. I would need something fairly secure as I keep a lot of tools in the garage. I live in Kent if that makes a difference.
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    I went to the doctor. I said to him 'I'm frightened of lapels.' He said, 'You've got cholera. I phoned the local builders today, I said to them 'Can I have a skip outside my house?' He said, 'I'm not stopping you!'
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    Olde insults

    Window licker. A trifle harsh maybe.
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    Yet another RCD tripping problem

    Thanks for your replies folks, very much appreciated. I'll get the compressor looked at by someone qualified.
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    Yet another RCD tripping problem

    I wonder if you kind folks could shed any light on my problem, bearing in mind that I know nothing of electrics. I have recently had a new board installed which is a mixture of MCBs and RCDs. On trying my air compressor for the first time it immediately tripped the RCD. It is a 2hp compressor...
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    Tracing Lost Relatives

    Another very good alternative that has had results for a friend of mine is The Salvation Army.
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    funny names

    Hugh Jampton
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    Michael Jackson Dead

    I must say he has been looking a little off colour for a long time now.
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    Funny Graffiti

    There was a sign outside our local DIY shop saying "Stainless Steel Sinks" a local kid had scribbled underneath "of course it does!"
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    Great Insults

    You are a squeaking rat, a mistake of nature and a heavy-metal bagpipe player. You were not born. You were hatched into an unwilling world that rejects the likes of you. You didn't crawl out of a normal egg, either, but rather a mutant maggot egg rejected by an evil scientist as being below...
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    No dear, your bum does not look big in that...

    That woman deserves her own postal code!
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    A question for glasses wear'ers

    I get my bins from and they will take the pupillary distance from an old pair of specs that you send them. They then return them with your order.
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    This is racist???

    Reminds me of the two "Asian" heroin addicts who injected themselves with curry powder by mistake - both are in intensive care. One has a dodgy tikka and the other one is in a korma.
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    How did it become unacceptable?

    Presumably the terms "Aussie" and "Frenchie" are equally proscribed.