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  1. Ihavenojob

    Fire fighter.....

    What about poor postMAN Pat? Hounded out of his job, he's just plain Pat these days.
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    They're laughing at us. Did anyone know of this asylum seeker cost?

    I managed to sneak past security and get into our doctors surgery last week. I tried to make an appointment for blood tests as I'm getting to that age. The receptionist/guard told me I have to do it online, I argued the toss , saying as I was here, she could quite easily book it, so...
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    What have you bought today?

    Paid for and picked up a few sovereigns and a couple of Kg of silver.
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    Happy Birthday Bruce Lee

    Jimi Hendrix would have been 83 today.
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    What have you been doing today?

    Did you buy ant? Been bidding on sovereigns on auctions today, got a few, but people are bidding so high that it would be cheaper for them to buy them direct from the Royal Mint.
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    Budget

    Lying on a cv to get a job is illegal, apparently. If this is the case, since labour lied to get the job of leading the country (into oblivion it would seem) shouldn't they all be arrested?
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    Budget

    EVs have gps, they know where you are and where you've been, no need to physically check it. They could also possibly use geofencing to limit your travel if they ever decided on 15 minute cities.
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    Melting gold

    Why do you want to melt it? If you have hallmarked scrap gold, you will sell it easier than trying to sell a yellow coloured blob.
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    Budget

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    Post any old song you can think of.

    It's April 1977, I nip out at lunchtime to the local record shop, and don't return for the afternoon lessons. The reason, I had just bought a new album and I caned it all afternoon, this is the opening track the rest is just as fantastic, even nearly 50 years later.
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    End of jury trials?

    They should show trials on TV and let the audience decide by phoning in.
  12. Ihavenojob

    What are you watching on TV right now?

    Me and SWMBO have recently discovered "Whitstable Pearl", been watching a couple of episodes nightly.
  13. Ihavenojob

    Notable Obituaries.

    Jimmy Cliff https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj4qdren425o
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    Moving to Russia?

    conscripted, and sent to the front line.
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    Coolest Films, Film lines, Characters etc.

    Here's a cool line
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