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  1. danechip

    Is this a C1?

    Morning all. I'm my sh1te 5 bed room HMO, I have a lamp holder with a regular G22 in it, bare naked right above the bath/shower (over bath). I know it's a bad thing, but would/should a landlord be aware? Been here 4½ years so a new check should be due soon (every 5 years I believe). I swear he...
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    Flowers

    EDIT: I give up
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    Visit M''urica

    Hi all. My old mate lives in Maine. He's getting married later this year and invited me to be there. I watch a lot of these drug busting tv programmes in airports and people being refused admission because of a criminal past. I am now 48 (49 next month) and i do 'have a past' Court and...
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    Largest nursing strike in NHS history set to start

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63946730 I guess banging pots and pan lids wasn't enough then? Good luck to them, just don't get sick this Christmas. They should have started at 40% and come down from there, maybe 25% would be fair...
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    Voted to stop transgender athletes from competing in women's elite races...

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimming/61853450 At last, some common sense !! EDIT: Let me add, if Mick Dundee can grab your balls and say 'That's a Sheila' , Simple test on entry. We need him there !! :D Drunk, sorry children (In an Uncle Roger accent). "haiya"
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    Sorry, Politics

    Sorry for being stupid. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-61456677 Does the IRA run ireland? My dad and almost me, Belfast in 80's? Dan.
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    Virgin Media

    Hi again all, your good alcoholic here. Today i received a letter telling my contract runs out 31 May and my 'introduction period' has expired, therefore £37.99 becomes £64.49 ?? Can't get a hold of India so what options do I have. My first is go go gadget fk yourself. I can tether very...
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    Hi all, silly drunken question.

    I don't drive. Failed mine 21st Dec 92. Never bothered since. If you park on a hill, you hand break and leave it in gear. I know you can bump start a car (in 2nd?) yet not an automatic. How can you park an automatic on a hill?? Hope you all have had great weekend. Dan x
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    Parties in No. 10/Covid ?

    Does anyone remember this? Oh No Russia...
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    Morning all

    Back to my gas/electric problem. Is it ILLEGAL to throw and extension lead from my cupboard of a room to next door to supply about 1.1KW total ? My chunt of a 'housemate' said his dad worked at the ' electricity board ' and you can't do it. I know 2 phases are not friends, but this is just an...
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    Hi again all.

    Happy new year and all to every one. Just watching this post on the old you tube. Am I blind, or did he pre cut to 'line' and installed it anyway? Dan.
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    What do you call this?

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    Has this anti-vax gone to far.

    Reading my local again today. https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/anti-covid-protesters-claim-wellingborough-prison-will-be-quarantine-camp-for-the-unvaccinated-3499368 I am laughing how people find any excuse to protest. I bet half of the occupants will be those that broke the...
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    Amazon.

    Good morning all. 'Sommat' is really bugging me. Did anyone else receive this ****e and think 'whaaaaaat' ? Dear Dan Weeks We’re writing to remind you that starting 19 Jan, 2022, we will unfortunately no longer accept any Visa credit cards issued in the UK, due to the high fees Visa charges...
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    No Gas..

    In need of advice.. As some may know, I live in HMO (5 man house share). One resident was taking £40 a month from us for gas and electric. He has failed to pay. Landlord came today and said, 'one of you will have to take it on' but refuses to sort the problem. I went to another supplier and it...
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    Help needed

    Hi all. I live in a 5 man house share. lad downstairs not paying the bills and gas cut off. Thank phuck its not January. How do I get this back on in my name? Currently EDF, he will not say what is owed, just being a dcik. Called landlord (i'm on holiday, i don't care) My rent pays £40 a month...
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    May I start a thread on funny local papers?

    I saw this one just this morning.. https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/crime/you-need-to-be-some-sort-of-a-plank-to-drive-a-car-like-this-through-kettering-3198699
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    I am a horrible person.

    Name that film ?? https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/people/easter-bunny-jeanette-thanks-northamptonshires-egg-cellent-generosity-3191735
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    Smellies?

    Morning all. I used to run a pub with my brother c2002. We had the D2, D10 chemicals but there was this air freshener. It was a spray like kitchen cleaner but 'industrial' stuff. My 5 man house share smells like pigsh1t and I wanted some of this. Does anyone have the foggiest what's it's...
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    (You have insufficient privileges to reply here.)

    Does that mean mods banned me? Thanks in advance.
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