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    Gambian Lawmakers Vote To Overturn FGM Ban

    Disgraceful.
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    MPs lose interest in their jobs.

    If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. ;)
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    Cheese and Owen.

    Jumpers for goalposts……..
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    What have you been doing today?

    First day back in the pool this morning - trying to build up a bit of strength in my shoulder that I damaged a few months ago. Still clicks and crunches and sometimes feels like a joint has popped out of place and then popped back in so I just did breast stroke and took it slow. Still managed to...
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    Cheese and Owen.

    In a poll taken at the time between England goalkeepers Tim Flowers and David Seamen, 97% of ladies preferred Seamen over Flowers.
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    Private Number Plates

    Ground worker?
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    Private Number Plates

    Common occurrence round where I live at nearly every set of traffic lights. :rolleyes:
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    What are you having for breakfast?

    Yeah, my neighbour had the same problem. Bloody Brexit!
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    Change one letter.

    Cane
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    Cheese and Owen.

    This story reminded me of when Walkers brought out some flavoured crisps named after England players. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8v36nn896go I also remember 'Smokey Beckham' and 'Salt and Lineker'. We had the family round at the time and many of the kids were having lunch and were...
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    Notable Obituaries.

    Ron Baynham - played on with a broken 'ead. They don’t make 'em like that anymore. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-68602140
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    Sine
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    Change one letter.

    Hung
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    Toilet in summer house

    Hmm. I wonder whether you’d earn as much running 30m of 22mm pipe or digging and laying 30m of soil pipe? :unsure:
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    Bung
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    What have you been doing today?

    A result on this - no replacement available so been offered a full refund of the original price. New iron, same value but a different make ordered through John Lewis. A bit of aggro but not a bad result considering we’ve had it for 20 months.
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    Lune
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    What have you bought today?

    A whole years gym and swimming membership starting tomorrow. Me in a few weeks time:
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    Done
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