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    Purple Sweet Change

    Anyone else notice that the 'once-popular', purple-wrapped sweetie (from a well know brand of sweet collection) doesn't taste as good as it used to? :? Oh, and the nut in the middle seems to have shrunk considerably :(
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    Here's your card............

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    Post your Christmas Cracker jokes here...........

    What athlete is warmest in winter? A long jumper. :roll: What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs. :roll: What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam. :roll: :roll:
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    'Twas The (Politically Correct) Night Before Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the north pole Were alleged by the union to stifle the...
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    Anyone know how to make Flash 'flowchart'?

    Hi, I need to create a flowchart (or similar) that will offer different paths, depending on the 'answer' given. For example: The question might be - "Do you wish to see the situation improved?". Then, the person will have the choice of answering 'yes' or 'no'. If the answer is 'yes' a...
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    "Almost Christmas" Caption Contest 2

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    "Almost Christmas" Caption Contest 1

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    Fed up with 'marketing companies' calling you?

    Here is a great way to get rid of these nuisance calls :D http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/ Be patient while it loads, and make sure your sound is on :P
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    Kids born in the 40's - 70's

    CONGRATULATIONS to anyone born in the 40's - 70's - it's amazing how we survived! :) - We were born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us. - They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a tin, and didn't get tested for diabetes - Our baby cots were covered...
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    Anyone got a Technosonic TV?

    Has anyone bought a Technosonic LCD3251 TV (from a well-known supermarket chain beginning with T)? :wink: It looks quite nice from the photo on the internet, and the price is VERY good. I'd be interested to hear your opinion if you own one.
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    Seasonal Caption Contest 2

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    Seasonal Caption Contest 1

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    Name that tune !

    Anyone know the name of the tune or artist used on a well-known, male deoderant advert? Its the ad where the bloke lifts his arms and a 'stream' of sweat pours out. The tune mainly consists of a guitar skank, a hammond organ, and a sax comes in near the end. It's quite a catchy tune :lol...
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    Caption Contest 78

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    Caption Contest 77

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    "Tomorrow's" Necessities?

    Within the past years certain things that would have been considered luxuries at one point have pretty much become 'necessities' in most UK households - e.g. telly, phone, cars, computers (almost), etc, etc Anyone think of what the 'next generation' of necessities might be? :)
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    Proposed 'Pay As You Drive' Costs

    Just heard on the news about a proposal to charge drivers for their journeys on the roads. At first I thought it sounded like a good idea. However, as the report went it, it got worse. There is no suggestion of getting rid of road tax and then I heard about the proposed charges :shock: eg...
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    Human Rights

    I often wonder why cases involving Human Rights usually focus on the alleged 'criminal'. If someone has committed a crime then in almost 100% of the situations it has had an effect on one or more 'innocent' people. So, what about THEIR Human Rights? The right to be safe from crime, the right to...
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