30 minutes with the woman of your choice

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  1. fillyboy

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    If it could be absolutely anyone, very difficult call, but I'll go for...........

    Cameron Diaz.(y)
     
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    If it’s 30 minutes and not a second more then it’ll have to be the missus. :D
     
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  4. There's this BIG 20'something girl in t'pub & as she's not straight off the cover of Vogue or even slightly resembles an Instagram influencer it is highly likely she'll be "last on't shelf" as they say 'round ere.

    I think she's gorgeous in her Rubenesque glory & I once told her so. We were chatting in a group & she moaned & whinged about none of the local lads 'worrying' her, I whispered in her tab that if I were 30yrs younger I'd make her nose bleed . . . . And I swear blind, in all seriousness, she looked puzzled & asked me if I was a wife beater !!!
     
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    Kim Marsh and Amanda Holden!

    I'll have 15mm each. (this is my kinda thread!)

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Andy
     
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    I'm sure they will be really impressed with your 15mm. :ROFLMAO:
     
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    His new username should be Tinytim.
     
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    So would I.

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

    Andy
     
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    Tough one,

    Amanda Holden, but also a bit partial to carol vorderman
     
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    Well that's put me right off me tea! :sick:
     
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    Mila Kunis

     
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    Gal Gadot
     
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    Reminds me of a raunchy bint I met. "F**k me with 12 inches and make me bleed" she said. So I f***ed her twice and punched her in the face.
    PS, it's a joke, so all the leftie panty wetters can chill.
     
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    Mary Berry.

    30 mins should be enough for a chocolate cake. I can take it out of the oven myself after she's left.
     
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    IF they can clean my house from top to bottom, do some ironing and cook me a meal in 30 mins then any will do :)
     
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