Best innuendo/double entendre News story of the week

[skitzee2k]

"Briton facing jail in Dubai for kissing in public 'has no hard feelings'.."

Lucky really, if they send you to jail for kissing...what would they do to you for having 'hard feelings' in public?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...r-kissing-in-public-has-no-hard-feelings.html

 

[lifesagasman]

i guess you could go down for that, too. maybe a 5 to 10 stretch.

 

[securespark]

Oh, groan.... or should I say groin?

 

[joe-90]

They'll get a 'stiff' fine.

 

[joe-90]

It happened in Japan once and it led to a 'general erection'

 

[lifesagasman]

i thought they couldn't give a frying f*ck?

 

[Homesafe]

your purring my wirry, aintcha

 

[lifesagasman]

tlying to save the pranet....