How the fight started



This morning my wife came down stairs and said that when she woke up this morning, she looked at herself in the mirror, and said her hair all wiry and frazzled up, her skin was all wrinkled and pasty, her eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and she had this corpse-like look on her face! "What's WRONG with me she asked?”

I looks her over for a couple of second, then said: “Well, I'm not sure what is wrong with you, but I can tell you that there isn't anything wrong with your eyesight....”

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