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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had her hair color changed and teeth brightened !
She figured she might as well make the most of the time remaining. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?"
God laughed: " Sorry, I didn't recognize you."
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had her hair color changed and teeth brightened !
She figured she might as well make the most of the time remaining. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from the path of the ambulance?"
God laughed: " Sorry, I didn't recognize you."