Joke for the vegetarians......

[Gary_M]

............. Man goes to the doctors with a piece of lettuce hanging from his a*se

Doctor says, "I can see the problem, but it's just the tip of the iceberg"

 

[mlb3c]

If vegetarians eat vegetables....
what do humanitarians eat?

or....

what do you call a vegan man who likes to pleasure himself?....
a non dairy creamer

 

[ban-all-sheds]

What do you call a hippie who likes to pleasure himself?....


Self-raising flower...