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Post your Christmas Cracker jokes here...........

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Gary_M, 24 Dec 2006.

  1. Gary_M

    Gary_M

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    What athlete is warmest in winter?
    A long jumper. :rolleyes:

    What's ET short for?
    Because he's only got little legs. :rolleyes:

    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
    Dam. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
  2. mlb3c

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    What do you call a reindeer wearing earmuffs?












    anything you want. he cant hear you :LOL:
     
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    I didn't see the joke in this one.

    It said:


    "Help, I am a prisoner in a Christmas Cracker factory."
     
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    i thought it was funny.

    a bit like the one that says the same but about chinese fortune cookies
     
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