The final word on Christmas and New Year

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This should keep you all happy until next years festivities and just about cover it all!


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all... And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make England a great (not to imply the England is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wishee to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher

But Seriously, a Merry Christmas to all, and a happy new year. To those working in some of the crap locations in the world, KEEP SAFE
 
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bugger must have missed that in the haze of christmas.

Oh well you can blow christmas and new year out of your hat for another year :LOL:
 
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let me get this correct thermo you are wishing me a happy new year bar the exclusion that i do not tamper or alter this wishing? I'll have to consult my solicitor on this one!
Happy new Year! (no strings attached-- see clause i,iv and xii except on tuesdays see vii)
 
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