• Looking for a smarter way to manage your heating this winter? We’ve been testing the new Aqara Radiator Thermostat W600 to see how quiet, accurate and easy it is to use around the home. Click here read our review.

Things we can only say at xmas and get away with!

Joined
2 Feb 2011
Messages
4,785
Reaction score
561
Location
Bristol
Country
United Kingdom
1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

2. Smother the butter all over the breast.

3. If i don't undo my trousers, i'll burst!

4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

7. I didn't expect everone to come at the same time!

8. You still have a little bit on your chin.

9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

10. I'm so full, i've been gobbling nuts all morning.
 
Any more legs going spare?

WOW! The size of that bird!

Do you want stuffing?

I'll have a bit of that!

Get that down yer neck!
 
Santa comes down my chimney once a year.


..............................,or is it bread sauce around grandma's mouth?
 
Back
Top