Veterinary Viagra ????

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  1. Hysteresis

    Hysteresis

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    Can Anyone identify the name of this medication.
    My Neighbour spent £4,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. He put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. He was beginning to think he had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

    Anyhow, he had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days, all his cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of his neighbour's cows! He's like a machine!
    I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ......... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
     
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  3. JBR

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    Ha ha ha! So you've tried them then?
     
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    Think that's the punchline... ;)
     
  5. Graeme1983

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    Reminds me of that piece from the Sopranos:

    Son bull to dad bull "hey dad, why dont we run down there and **** one of those cows?"
    Dad bull "why dont we walk down there and **** all of them".
     
  6. Whitespirit66

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    Jeez. I hope 'er indoors doesn't find out about these pills and start putting them in my Horlicks. :LOL:
     
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  8. joe-90

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    Save them for your 23rd trip to Prague. :confused:
     
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  10. gregers

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    well if it was in the sopranos they robbed it from the film 'colours' with sean penn.
     
  11. Graeme1983

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    Well being gangsters, its quite fitting that they robbed it.
     
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