Subject: weight loss program
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> > >A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. weight loss
> program.
> > > >
> > > >The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
> him a
> > > >voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
> pair of
> > > >Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
> herself as
> > > >a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If
> you
> > > >can catch me, you can have me."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
> later,
> > > >huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with
> her.
> > > >The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
> > > >happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find
> > > >he has lost 10lb. as promised. He then calls the company and
orders
> > > >their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the
> door
> > > >and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, $exy woman he has
> ever
> > > >seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
> and a
> > > >sign around her neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me."
> > > >
> > > >Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
> > > >excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he
> does,
> > > >it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,so for the
next
> > > >four days, the same routine happens.
> > > >
> > > >Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
> > > >discover that he has lost another 20lb. as promised.
> > > >
> > > >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
> 7-day/50
> > > >pound program.
> > > >
> > > >"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -"This is our
> most
> > > >rigorous program."
> > > >
> > > >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
> > > >
> > > >The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
> finds
> > > >this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing
> but
> > > >pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: ..
> > > >"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."
>
>
>
> > >A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10lb. weight loss
> program.
> > > >
> > > >The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before
> him a
> > > >voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a
> pair of
> > > >Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
> herself as
> > > >a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If
> you
> > > >can catch me, you can have me."
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles
> later,
> > > >huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has his way with
> her.
> > > >The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing
> > > >happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to
> find
> > > >he has lost 10lb. as promised. He then calls the company and
orders
> > > >their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the
> door
> > > >and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, $exy woman he has
> ever
> > > >seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
> and a
> > > >sign around her neck that reads: If you catch me you can have me."
> > > >
> > > >Well, he's out the door after her like a shot! This girl is in
> > > >excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her but when he
> does,
> > > >it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze,so for the
next
> > > >four days, the same routine happens.
> > > >
> > > >Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to
> > > >discover that he has lost another 20lb. as promised.
> > > >
> > > >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
> 7-day/50
> > > >pound program.
> > > >
> > > >"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone -"This is our
> most
> > > >rigorous program."
> > > >
> > > >"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
> > > >
> > > >The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
> finds
> > > >this huge, muscular, 7ft black man standing there wearing nothing
> but
> > > >pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads: ..
> > > >"I'm Francis. If I catch you, you're mine..."
