What is "head" and what isn't "head"

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I had to go on a speed awareness course the other day, four hours spent listening to two of the most boring coonts I've ever met in my life.
You weren't one of them two were you op?

You been speeding down the Scotty Road in your Motability Scooter again la???!!
It was my super duper old doblo dick, it's a wonder it was going fast enough to flash the camera.

What in a Fiat(fix it again tomorrow)???!!! Now you're having a laff la!!
I can just picture it; smoke belching out the back, the steering wheel vibrating like a 3 phase Rampant Rabbit, a hub cap falling off & a the Bizzies shaking their head in disbelief & saying; 'Never seen one of them doing 35 before la'!!
'Calm down, calm down son, you get on yer bike & book em'!!
 
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Happy chrimbo dick, did santa bring you your viagra.
It was 39 actually :cool: that baby was motoring. :LOL:
 
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Happy chrimbo dick, did santa bring you your viagra.
It was 39 actually :cool: that baby was motoring. :LOL:

I hope you & the family are having a lovely Christmas la & all the best for the New Year......🎅🎅🎅🎉🎉🎉
 

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