"Why are you going upstairs?"

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  1. conny

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    This is what my wife asked me as I said "I'm going upstairs for a short while."

    "But why?"

    "To go on the PC."

    "Why do you want to go on the PC?"

    "Think about it love,you'll understand."

    And up I came.

    Downstairs there are the following;

    1 x 4 year old little girl.
    1 x 4 year old little lad,
    1 x 3 year old little girl,
    1 x 1½ year old little girl,
    2 x Grandmothers,
    1 x 26 year old heavily pregnant daughter,
    1 x 14 month old staff pup.

    No reason really to come upstairs and go on the PC is there?
    I'm just being selfish aren't I? :confused:

    :LOL: :LOL:
     
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    You should get a medal for each minute spent downstairs! :LOL:
     
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    You'll get called down in a min... tell them you're helping someone on DIYnot with a very technical issue. :)
     
  5. conny

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    I'll settle for a few cans when the kids are in bed and 2 of the adults plus dog have gone home. :LOL:
     
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    Conny wrote,

    This is what my wife asked me as I said "I'm going upstairs for a short while."

    "But why?"

    "To go on the PC."

    "Why do you want to go on the PC?"

    "Think about it love,you'll understand."

    And up I came.

    Downstairs there are the following;
    And a partridge in a pear tree!!! :LOL:
     
  7. wotan

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    Conny we all have our crosses to bear, but yours is more a-kin to a monument. :eek: :LOL:

    Wotan
     
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    so you're stupid enough to leave a dog with 3 small and 1 very small children?
    the women will be nattering and not paying attention to the screaming kids who are taunting and mauling the dog..
    it doesn't take much for a staf, and a puppy at that, to get fed up and start snapping..
     
  9. conny

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    The dog was in the kitchen with open access to the back garden.
    The kids were apparently laughing their heads off as it chased a ball around the lawn.

    3 kids nopw fast asleep in bed, 1 x grandma,
    1 x pregnant daughter,
    1 dog and
    1 x friend of the daughter plus her daughter safely taken home.

    The night is mine!!!! :LOL:

    Till the wife wants a cup of tea anyway. :LOL:
     
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    Well if you're putting the kettle on anyway, mines a tea, milk no sugar. :)
     
  12. conny

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    Sorry, off to bed. I'm knackered!

    And its people like you who put Tate & Lyle out of business! :evil:

    :LOL: :LOL:
     
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    Now come on Blas,, never mind the cup of tea, go on up to your bed,, it'll soon be time to get up. :LOL:
     
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    You too Conny. :LOL:
     
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    Tis true RC. Nite all.
     
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    barked ColJackRussell
     
  17. tim west

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    we all know what you are going upstairs for :D
     
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