I live in a road of terraced houses with very small front gardens, therefore if I'm working outside the house I usually get ...
"You can come to do mine when you've finished" (Whatever it is I'm doing)
I tried "OK, I charge £x per hour" But never had any takers.
I wish I could think of a witty comment worthy of blackadder, but I seem to possess as much wit as a witless slug. (See what I mean).
Can anyone think of anything please?
PS I had a classic comment yesterday, I was manoevering a step ladder to reach the boarding across the top of the front bay window in order to paint it.
" Don't put the ladder through the window love"
I was speechless at that. But thought I'd pass on that piece of priceless information to others amateurs. In fact I could expand on that, don't put any item of DIY equipment through any glazed area.
Anyone have any others?
Amanda. (Waiting for Ricky Gervais to come on TV)
"You can come to do mine when you've finished" (Whatever it is I'm doing)
I tried "OK, I charge £x per hour" But never had any takers.
I wish I could think of a witty comment worthy of blackadder, but I seem to possess as much wit as a witless slug. (See what I mean).
Can anyone think of anything please?
PS I had a classic comment yesterday, I was manoevering a step ladder to reach the boarding across the top of the front bay window in order to paint it.
" Don't put the ladder through the window love"
I was speechless at that. But thought I'd pass on that piece of priceless information to others amateurs. In fact I could expand on that, don't put any item of DIY equipment through any glazed area.
Anyone have any others?
Amanda. (Waiting for Ricky Gervais to come on TV)