Recent content by pjholybloke

It's a neutral fault I'd wager Two P/Ls suggests that there is likely to be another lighting point/switch supplied from this position, if this is the only point of failure on your circuit there'll probably be an upstream loom with a loose neutral in it. Is it in an extension to the...

you mean Cowell makes money off the public votes :shock: !? I thought it went to charity :oops: Clearly, my image of Cowell being a paragon of musical philanthropy has been misplaced. I feel so foolish.

Wouldn't fancy your phone bill Softus, the lengths some people will go to just to prove a point :roll:

Well done Thermo :P Man or machine?

:shock: :twisted: :roll: :lol: :o :( :) :P :evil: The world's gone mad, isn't it!

Coooool, maybe you can go out a huntin' tomorra an shoot urself an intellect! Face facts: The US exists because a few idealistic British citizens emigrated across the Atlantic a few huindred years ago. Personally I don't feel as though we've missed them. Congratulations, bet you can't...

Ninebob! That's quite ridiculous, what you're actually suggesting is that the need for Welsh signage in Wales is being totally undermined by the the lack of Welsh-speaking Welsh-people to write them let alone read them!!!! I can't believe it, what the hell is the Welsh Assembly doing...

stealing or theft is (I think) defined by the action of taking something away from the rightful owner without their consent and without intention of returning it or making good your action of taking it away. Ergo, if I conduct work on someone's house, improve it, and in the process thereof...

Cooool - What was Burkina Faso formally known as? 8)

Set up a business as a sole trader. Invoice your cash customers like a good lad. Provide them with sequentially numbered cash sales invoices - like a good lad. keep good records of your cash receipts and cash purchases - like a good lad. return your end of year sole trader accounts...

Let's get one thing straight Alison - ninebob had the choice of a zillion records released in 1999; he picked those five and made me recall two of them from what was obviously a deeply repressed memory. In any other format, this kind of quiz would quite clearly be contra Geneva! Ninebob...

:oops: :oops: Yep. Track one just dropped too - must be something to do with repetetive pop brain-washing. forget out me, don't tie a yellow ribbon round the old-oak tree, off to hang myself. :lol:

:oops: Got artist 3 - and that's just wrong on so many levels.

My Fiat Scudo has no rear windows. Use your wings - but if you can see the side of your van without moving your head your mirrors aren't lined up properly. I turned left on a motorway island last week, and immediately entered the left lane of a two laned motorway entry sliproad, after...

:lol: Maybe he's too busy answering the door to a procession of kids poncing off with $2 worth of "candy" a time and at 5mins per visit for him to answer his door - that deal down the scrappy ain't lookin so bad now is it bubba? You sure got a pretty mouth....