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    The UKs most dangerous

    Animal is a cow 40 people on average are killed a year by cows Than there are those injured / attacked by cows
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    Police stop videos

    Been watching some of em from the states we’re they end up using lethal force Some one confronts them with a knife or gun they generally open up with lethal gun fire big time But after they have shot some one with a full clip they always end up shouting Don’ t move ?? Show us your hands...
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    Havana syndrome

    Recent reports suggest that some Russian intel group may be bombarding US government buildings around the world with micro waves that cause un explained illnesses Nausea / dizziness / ect ect
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    The Spanish

    Government are looking or asking for a 2 year plus prison sentence for that foot ball bloke who kissed that woman player on the lips ? At the World Cup finals Bit OTT imo ?
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    French school

    Apparently it’s against French law for religious head gear to be worn in French schools (?) 3 female pupils in a French school We’re asked to remove there hajibs or what ever 2 complied the 3rd fruit cake kicked off The head master has now resigned due to numerous death threats he has received...
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    German military

    Top secret discussion about long range missiles has been intercepted by the Russians The 38 min meeting was recorded by the Russians Loose canons and un reliable full of Russian spies. ??
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    Angela Rayner

    Blimey looks like she bought a house under the right to buy act ?? X council house ?? Also looks like that she is being investigated by the tax office for capital gains tax avoidance ?? Can’t be true ?? Must be a false report :giggle:
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    Jury service

    Has any one managed to Weasel out of this caper ?? What excuse did you use Asking for a friend
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    Imran Kahn

    The former Pakistan PM has just received his 3rd prison sentence And his missis 7 years for breaking Islamic marriage laws ?? Previous sentence for corruption and leaking state secrets Dire ear a Stan ??
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    Pigeons

    Well the Indians have released a suspect spy pigeon from China after 8 months in captivity Apparently the Chinese military have a pigeon messenger department ??? Some thing the UK should consider ?? Only problem is if the said pigeons have to fly over France They are unlikely to survive...
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    Claustrophobia

    Apparently those migrants on that barge are suffering from claustrophobia and it’s in breach of there human rights They will have to be re homed in appropriate flats / houses ???
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    Yemen

    Slavery is back in fashion in the Yemen since the houtis gained power They are also responsible for thousands of deaths of children Who were press ganged into there army Report on the news about the caper
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    Death by nitrogen

    Some bloke in Alabama is going to be executed with a nitrogen mask in the next few hours ? Apparently a world first fir the caper He can’t have a last meal due to the danger of him throwing up in the air tight mask ?? All this because apparently they cannot get the relevant drugs for a...
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    Measles

    Now we have an epedemic (?) of measles here now Who is causing this ? Is it un vaccinated foreigners ?
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    Parental responsibility

    On the news this morning Some father was jailed for serious eexual abuse against his daughter(s) ?? He is been put on the sex offenders register and on his release he is banned from associating with children under the age of 16 That covers all the children in the UK Apart from his own...
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    Speed limit

    Any one heard that the speed cameras on the M1 and M25 are going to be set a max of 72 mph tomorrow Had an email about the caper ?? Or is it a wind up ???
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    Child rescue Nepal

    There has just been an appeal on the radio ref the above charity To rescue children from “ Slavery “ in Nepal Yep apparently child slavery is rife in Nepal said charity have rescued over a 1000 children to date Blimey non westerners practicing slavery
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    Mcsweeny

    Has had his sentence cut from 38 years to 33 years ?? Apparently the sentence was cut because his victim was probably unconscious when she was sexually assaulted Jeez us wept
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    Dept of health

    There was some journalist talking on the radio about how he went to the dept of health a while back to interview the than minister Jeremy hunt Whilst there he had to go to the bathroom for a sit down Whilst sitting down he noted some graffiti on the door at eye level it said “ this dept...
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