EFCLee1 Joined 8 Jan 2011 Messages 1,358 Reaction score 89 Location Liverpool Country 23 Jun 2011 #1 A bus load of terrapins crashed into a bus load of tortoises in Newcastle, it was a turtle disaster!
S skitzee2k Joined 5 Mar 2010 Messages 1,579 Reaction score 90 Location Kent Country 23 Jun 2011 #2 ...survivors are said to be shell shocked
N Nige F Joined 28 Jun 2005 Messages 22,277 Reaction score 2,294 Country 24 Jun 2011 #3 The bus driver said ...." I nearly S*** myself - infact I had a Turtles head"
J John506 Joined 14 Nov 2006 Messages 1,401 Reaction score 78 Location Merseyside Country 24 Jun 2011 #4 I hear one of them went to a fancy dress party with their girlfriend strapped to their back, when asked who that was on his back, he replied.. that's Michelle
I hear one of them went to a fancy dress party with their girlfriend strapped to their back, when asked who that was on his back, he replied.. that's Michelle