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Apologies to any scousers

The Sun: Incredible photos reveal bizarre shortcuts builders take to get the job done – but would you let them work on your home? http://google.com/newsstand/s/CBIwisru9zY

My fave

 

[Doggit]

Doesn't mean that he's not doing a good job though.

 

[pilsbury]

I’m sure I could top some of them. Called money saving initiative in my book, possibly not life saving initiative.

 

[catlad]

I see the satalite fitter was scared of heights.