Beer contains female hormones

[Johnmelad502]

This was what I read in an article in my daily paper yesterday. At first I thought it was just another piece of scaremongering.

Later that evening, after after several beers down the pub I realised that there might just be something in it.

I realised that I was talking a load of carp after the first five and by the seventh I realised that I could not drive properly so had to walk home.

Must have been those bloody female hormones.

 

[joinerjohn]

Personally,,, I think beer has female lesbian hormones in it !!!
Unsurprisingly,, once I've had a few pints, most of the women in my local start looking rather attractive.
Having watched a few lesbian porn films (ooerr) I think I must be a lesbian.

 

[wreckedit]

I guess its why blokes who drink a lot of beer look pregnant!

 

[Johnmelad502]

Personally,,, I think beer has female lesbian hormones in it !!!
Unsurprisingly,, once I've had a few pints, most of the women in my local start looking rather attractive.
Having watched a few lesbian porn films (ooerr) I think I must be a lesbian.

Talking about lesbians...

I get on extremely well with the lesbians next door. They asked me what I would like for my birthday.

I was stunned when they gave me a Rolex.

It was very nice of them, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, "I wanna watch."

 

[Mickymoody]

A female friend of mine had to go to the Doctors for an annual checkup, and was told that's the cleanest fanny I've ever seen.

And she replied, that's because I have a woman in 3 times a week...

 

[homes]

No wonder the muslims have a higher sex drive and viagra is top of the sellers in the west .

I think they know sommat we don't and stay away .

 

[Whitespirit66]

Having watched a few lesbian porn films (ooerr) I think I must be a lesbian.

Got a mate who is trisexual.

He'll try anything sexual!