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My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe
 
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Shock 'n awe Joe, shock 'n awe ... :eek: :rolleyes:
 
why has joe got a girlfriend? I haven't! life's so unfair! :(

peter kay's character was wonderful! brilliant humour, and the accent was spot on :LOL:

Billie Piper still as nice as ever. I've fancied her since she was 16! :eek:
 
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joe-90 said:
My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?

Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her back in the draw and blow her up later :LOL:
 
joe-90 said:
My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her out to graze in the back lawn while it's on ;)

2 legs good, 4 legs baaaaaaad
 
jbonding said:
joe-90 said:
My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?

Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

Put her back in the draw and blow her up later :LOL:

:LOL: :LOL:
 
Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.

Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe
 
Any ordinary person would sit down to watch a TV programme with their g/f.

Oh sorry, Joe, I forgot. You don't want her to know you sit in front of Billie Piper tugging your todger like it's saving your life...
 
joe-90 said:
Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.
Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe

Did she do a swap with guy who booked between 8 and 9 ;)
Obviously he wasnt watching the doc. :LOL:
 
joe-90 said:
My girlfriend is coming over at Seven O'clock - and I've just realised that she'll clash with Doctor Who.

What do I do?


Do I turn off Doctor Who with the fat lipped Billie Pipe(stroke)er.

Ot tell her to go home?



joe

why what time was you expecting him :LOL: :LOL:
 
"Oooh Doctor, your cyclic modulator is pressing hard against my heat-sink...."
 
joe-90 said:
Crisis averted. I've got her to agree to come round at eight instead.

Billie Piper has lips that would suck the chrome off a bumper bar.



joe

damn.. and i could have sold you a betamax video recorder
 
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