Four chaps in a bar and one asks "What do you think is the fastest thing in the world?"
Jock says "Thoughts, why? Cause I have about 5000 a day. I do not see them coming, they are just there."
Taffy answers "Blinking, why? Cause I do it about 7000 times a day and I do not even see them. They just happen."
Geordie answers "Electricity, why? Cause when I turn on the lights it is instantaneous."
Paddy answers " I think it is diarrhoea."
The other three all scream out "Diarrhoea? How do you figure that?"
Paddy answers " Well, last night, when it hit me, I did not have time to think, blink or turn on the lights and it was there."
Jock says "Thoughts, why? Cause I have about 5000 a day. I do not see them coming, they are just there."
Taffy answers "Blinking, why? Cause I do it about 7000 times a day and I do not even see them. They just happen."
Geordie answers "Electricity, why? Cause when I turn on the lights it is instantaneous."
Paddy answers " I think it is diarrhoea."
The other three all scream out "Diarrhoea? How do you figure that?"
Paddy answers " Well, last night, when it hit me, I did not have time to think, blink or turn on the lights and it was there."
