Petrified Sandwich

[securespark]

You know that You Tube vid where someone buys McD's food and leaves it for ages, videos it & the fries never visually deteriorate?

I just pulled a 13 month old peanut butter sandwich out of the van.

Apart from being a tad on the hard side, it looks and smells good.

Anyone want to share it with me?

 

[gregers]

no m8,your good.
you fill ur boots.

 

[onecog]

That reminds me of many moons ago when i was fitting one of those glass door parkrays with B/B.
The lady of the house gave me a piece of disgusting home made cake and not wanting to just leave it uneaten i cemented it in withe the vermiculite
Some time in the future it will no doubt be found

 

[securespark]

no m8,your good.
you fill ur boots.

Cheers!

Got any horseradish?

 

[RigidRaider]

There is so much preservative in food nowadays that it takes dead bodies much longer to deteriorate, apparently.

 

[onecog]

There is so much preservative in food nowadays that it takes dead bodies much longer to deteriorate, apparently.

I know!
I got one under the patio

 

[EddieM]

well as discussed before, burger "cheese" is so inedible even bacteria wont eat it!

 

[RigidRaider]

That's because it's not real cheese, it's cheese analogue.

 

[securespark]

Do you think it's time the food industry went digital?

 

[peterperfection]

Ultimate temptation is --when the previous evening you have been sat relaxing having had a few beers and nibbling away .
Next night- sat in same chair-- and hands fidling about- and up pops a salted Cashew nut down the side of the chair from
night before .

QUESTION IS
DO YOU EAT IT ?.

WELL- DO YOU ??

NO LIES .

 

[gregers]

no coz i dont like cashews,

 

[peterperfection]

no coz i dont like cashews,

ok- what about a ordinary slated peanut- or a half of a cheese and onion crisp ?

 

[gregers]

no defo not.................
but my dog would.